We women always go in groups anyway, right? Or at least that's what They say. Personally, I have never been a pack potty person. Anyway....

Listen, O Reader, and you shall hear Of our midnight adventure with this light right here... There was a miracle performed here last night...

All you designers who think a cushy leather chair is just perfect in the bathroom with an oriental rug and a lamp... what in the world do yo...

That's how long it took us to go from this... ...to this... ...all because of this... Moral of the story... don't discuss you...