The Professor: (sorting his laundry) Where do I put these? Light or dark?
Me: (looking at the grey underwear in his hands and noticing the tiny holes starting to show up in the seat area) How about in the trash?
The Professor: Why?
Me: (pointing out the holes) Because we don't keep hole-y underwear unless it was worn by a Saint.
The Professor: I'm not a saint.
Was that a statement or a question?