...Mommy's mind reading powers aren't so great before she has her morning tea!
BigBoy: (wearing his favorite football shirt and holding it out for me to see) How do I look?
Me: Very nice!
BigBoy: (a little edge to his voice) How do I look?
Me: (a little more awe to mine) Oh.... so handsome!
BigBoy: (obviously frustrated) How do I LOOK?
Me: (obviously fumbling) Like... a football guy?
BigBoy: I AM a football!
Of course. I should have known!