Shortcake: Joan of Arc kind of looks like me after I get my hair cut.
Sunshine: Hey, did you know she was a pagan?
Me: (resisting the urge to stand on the brake pedal) WHAT???
Sunshine: St. Joan use to be a pagan.
Me: No she wasn't! Who told you that?
Sunshine (uncharacteristically insistent): It says so in this book!!! (handing it forward... yeah, I am a great driver!)
Me: Sweetie. . . that word is peasant.