What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
- The Hogwash!
Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories?
- Because he was a boar.
How did the farmer know the fox was stealing eggs?
- The pig squealed on him.
Why doesn't anyone want to play on Peg Pig's football team?
- Because she hogs the ball!
What is Peter Pig's favorite position on his baseball team?
What did the sow put on her piglet's sore snout?
What do piglets do after school?
What did Farmer Joe give Farmer Jill for her birthday?
- Hogs and kisses!
What kind of party were Mr and Mrs Pig invited to?
- A swine and cheese party.
What did the pig say when the mean old farmer grabbed him by the tail?
- This is the end of me!
What do you call an over anxious television reporter?
- Media hog!
What do you call a pig who competes in the Olympics?
- An Olym-pig.
What do you get when you cross an actor with a pig?
- A Real Ham