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What do you call a laundromat for pigs?
- The Hogwash!
Why did the three little pigs fall asleep every time Grandpa told stories?
- Because he was a boar.
How did the farmer know the fox was stealing eggs?
- The pig squealed on him.
Why doesn't anyone want to play on Peg Pig's football team?
- Because she hogs the ball!
What is Peter Pig's favorite position on his baseball team?
- Shortslop.
What did the sow put on her piglet's sore snout?
- Oinkment.
What do piglets do after school?
- Hamwork!
What did Farmer Joe give Farmer Jill for her birthday?
- Hogs and kisses!
What kind of party were Mr and Mrs Pig invited to?
- A swine and cheese party.
What did the pig say when the mean old farmer grabbed him by the tail?
- This is the end of me!
What do you call an over anxious television reporter?
- Media hog!
What do you call a pig who competes in the Olympics?
- An Olym-pig.
What do you get when you cross an actor with a pig?
- A Real Ham
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What a dear family you all must be! The doll is adorable!
ReplyDeleteso cute! Have a great celebration!
ReplyDeleteI had a little piggy like that growing up:) It was my favorite!
ReplyDeletetoo cute:)
How much fun that will be for her!
ReplyDeleteCindy
You are really creative. I think my kids will love the pig humor.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you call the vehicle that takes the pig to the hospital? A ham-bulance!
ReplyDeletePS Can you tell I'm getting caught up in my blog reading?